Josh Goldman's I'm Not

One of those joys of Googling somebody is the random hits you get with people of the same name. To simulate that same experience here, I've pulled together some of my favorite imposters.

Nice Boy, Nice Bar Mitzvah, Nice Try
This Guy is a Successful Business Man and Quite the Entrepreneur. Still no Match.
Another Successful Businessman
I like to Swim, but I'm not this Aquatic
I Like Reading, but this is Still Greek to Me
Good Resume, but Keep Looking, Buddy
We don't Exactly Share Beliefs, but we do Apparently Share a Sense of Humor
There is a Goldman at University of Maryland, but I've Never been Big into Fraternities
And a Goldman did go Here, but Alas not the Real Thing
Please Do Not Visit this Site on Shabbos and Yom Tov
Well, I am Prolific and Multi-Talented
Free Jonathan Pollard Now. Or Later.
I like Food, and Cincinatti Sounds Cool, but not my Taste
Cool Shul, but I wasn't around in 1978
I may Keep up on the News, but I certainly didn't Write about this

And the Winner of Closest Match...